The age-old tradition of naming boats has taken a hilarious turn in the internet era.

While sailors of old might have chosen names like “Sea Spirit” or “Wave Dancer,” today’s boat owners are embracing their inner memester with clever, slightly risqué names that turn heads at the marina.

Here’s our collection of the best meme-inspired boat names that’ll make fellow boaters either laugh out loud or shake their heads in disbelief.

Read on.

Nautical Puns & References

1. Unsinkable II
2. Boaty McBoatface 2.0
3. Ships and Giggles
4. What Could Go Wrong
5. Knot Today Satan
6. Wet Dream
7. Cirrhosis of the River
8. Master Baiter
9. Nauti Buoy
10. Sea You Later
11. Aquaholic
12. Ship Faced
13. Dock Blocker
14. Pier Pressure
15. Wave Down

Internet Culture Classics

16. I Can Has Sailboat
17. Much Float, Very Boat
18. This Is Fine Boat
19. Netflix and Sail
20. In Ship Shape
21. Ctrl + Sea
22. Alt + F Floats
23. Error 404: Fish Not Found
24. Internet Explorer (because it’s slow)
25. Upload in Progress

Meme References

26. Karen’s Revenge
27. OK Boater
28. Boat Go Brrr
29. Sus Ship
30. Among Waves
31. Doge Waters
32. One Does Not Simply Dock
33. Y U No Anchor
34. Hide the Pain Herald
35. Stonks Float

Pop Culture Puns

36. OnlyFins
37. Sea-zza
38. WAP (Wet Ass Pontoon)
39. Yacht My Ex Out
40. Tide Pods
41. Sea Awards
42. Insta-Graham
43. TikTok on the Dock
44. Snapchatter Box
45. Reddit Gold Digger

NSFW Names

46. Seamen Demon
47. Only Waves
48. Buoy Toy
49. Ship Happens
50. Deep Sea Dating
51. Wake and Bake
52. Motorboating Pro
53. Harbor Hopper
54. Floats With Benefits
55. Sea Men Required

Dad Joke Territory

56. Dock Side Story
57. No Ragrets
58. Knot Working
59. Sail La Vie
60. Float My Boat
61. Wreck-reational Vehicle
62. Mast Confusion
63. Harbor No Guilt
64. Yacht To Be Kidding
65. Pier Reviewed

Modern Problems

75. Working From Boat
76. Zoom Meeting
77. Climate Change Is Not Cool
78. Gas Price Runner
79. Nice Boat
80. Social Fishancing
81. Quaranteam
82. Essential Vessel
83. Remote Worker
84. Inflation Floats
85. WiFi on Water

Conclusion

Naming your boat is a chance to showcase your personality and humor while making a splash in the boating community.

Whether you choose a clever pun, a meme reference, or something slightly scandalous, remember that your boat’s name will be your calling card on the water.

Just be prepared for the occasional eye-roll from the harbor master and know that you might have to explain some of these references to your grandparents.

Whatever you choose, make sure it floats your boat – pun absolutely intended.

Note: Always check local maritime regulations regarding boat naming conventions, as some areas may have restrictions on certain types of names.

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